Happy Mother’s Day

Happy Mother’s Day to all the moms who still spend this day like any other day. Taking care of sick kids, cleaning what needs to be cleaned, grocery shopping, paying the bills, etc., etc., etc.  Happy Mother’s Day to all those other moms out there too…. the lucky ones who actually get a day of peace!

So, what do moms really want for Mother’s Day? Jewelry? Sure. Flowers?  Maybe. A card? Perhaps.

But maybe moms want something that doesn’t cost any money at all.

The top 5 things moms want for mother’s day include:

1.) Sleeping late (past 9 a.m.) without any interruptions.

2.) Showering in peace without a toddler playing peek-a-boo with the shower curtain.

3.) Using the bathroom without an audience. I mean, really, why would anyone else want to be there?

4.) To not have to cook a single meal, clean a single dish, or have to wash a single piece of clothing. 

5.) To be immune to temper tantrums, bath time, and diaper duty.

See that guys? You don’t even have to spend a single dollar on Mother’s day! But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the men would rather spend money than take care of the things on the above list.

Happy Mother’s Day!

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